Clearly not a Monty Python fan

July 29, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: well , hello there

You: what is your name?

Stranger: retard

Stranger: yours?

You: what is your quest?

Stranger: to kill 10 raptors

You: what is the average flying speed of a swallow?

Stranger: my epic mount is faster

You: I want you to bring me….a shrubbery!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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