Im your Jamaican Daddy-O

July 29, 2009 at 10:05 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Stranger: love u

You: love you too honey

You: but we can’t be together

Stranger: o and y not =[

You: because I have a terrible secret..

Stranger: do tell 😉

You: I AM YOUR FATHER

Stranger: lol

Stranger: welll ermmm i guess thats a good enough reson ……were ya from stranger?

You: you call me stranger still?

You: we have declared our love for each other

Stranger: well then tell me ur name =]

You: My real name?

You: Or just something funny I can make up on the spot

Stranger: no my dads name …ye ur real name lol

You: But I am your dad.

You: Im so confused.

Stranger: o no u aint

Stranger: if u were my dad you would no my name ……so wots my name 😉

You: Alas your mother never told me.

Stranger: well then wots my mums name 😉

You: I never knew.

Stranger: omg ur a bad dad

You: It was one night of passionate anonymous..well you know how it works

Stranger: yes i do ……and how is it u no who i am then?

You: The Force.

You: I could tell by using the force.

Stranger: did i tell u how much i hate star wars and star treck …….well i do very much =[

You: How can you hate star wars?

Stranger: i think its crappy lol

You: why?

Stranger: i would rather watch hannah montana and i fuckin hate that

You: you’ve seen the originals right? not the crappy prequels

Stranger: i have been forced to watch then yes and i still dont like it ……i dont realy like most sci fi films tbh

You: Wow. They let people like you on the internet these days?

Stranger: lol

You: Man the internet has gone down hill.

Stranger: i no even google does klingon as a language option lol

You: Yeah , thats a little too far though.

You: So what films do you like?

You: I can pretend to be a character from one of those instead..

Stranger: im more of a comedy film lover or a war film (but not world war 1and 2 films) …..does that even make sense?

You: How do you feel about comedy war films?

Stranger: well i dunno i cant recall watching one lol

You: Have you not seen tropic thunder?

Stranger: ahhh yes it was ok not the best

Stranger: so no they not to good lol

You: Why don’t you like WW1/WW2 films?

Stranger: they all seem then same (kinnda but not realy)……and im bored of hearin bwt ww1 and 2 they are the borein ones lol and they make u like do it for ages in school so now i hate it ……would rather find out about egyptions and roman wars and china lol

You: fair enough

Stranger: so were ya from ya never told me lol

You: Jamaica

Stranger: realy or u just shitin me

You: You don’t believe your father?

Stranger: nope i dont actually =]

You: We do have computers here in Jamaica you know

Stranger: ye i never thought ya dident lol

You: good good, a lot of people say they thought that we didnt.

Stranger: i dont think ya live in huts and go round doing voodo if thats wot u ment lol

You: Well, thats okay then.

Stranger: have these ppl never watched cool runings jeeze lol =]

You: We only do that on Tuesdays.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: voodo tuesdays sounds fun =]

You: It used to be fun before all the health and safety rules

Stranger: ur the first jamaican i met on here so thats nice lol

Stranger: no more sacrifiseing ppl over a giant fire then?…..damn

You: We never did that.

You: Racist.

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: but werent the aztecs from jamaica or was that mxico?

You: They were from Mexico.

Stranger: i see well i learnt summat today fnx =]

You: haha , good good

Stranger: do you have a bobsled team =]

You: No.

You: That was just the one time.

Stranger: but cool runnings is ace ……..you should get one …….i dont even no if my country has one lol

You: where you from?

Stranger: england

Stranger: does it have one lol =]

You: Probably.

Stranger: google says we do YAY =]

You: lol cool

You: anyway gotta go

You: say hi to your mother for me

Stranger: bye

Stranger: will do =]

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<Ed: Turns out Jamaica do still have a bob sled team>