What role am I playing again?

July 29, 2009 at 11:35 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: the last guy I talked to claimed to be stuck down a well

Stranger: with a ap tp

Stranger: 😀

Stranger: lap top*

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i told the last guy to bug off

Stranger: but the word wasnt bug

You: why did you tell him that?

Stranger: long sory

Stranger: story

Stranger: no names bt tell me who you are

Stranger: keep me interested

Stranger: im curious

You: who i am?

Stranger: yeah why not? we’ll never meet so who cares?

You: I am a man looking for a guy who talked to a guy who claimed to be stuck down a well

You: for a laugh really

Stranger: Wow first random person ive met in Omegle

Stranger: Conrats!

You: Sarcasm?

Stranger: no truth

You: really?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: It feels like a turtle who just ate an apple pie attacked my chest cavity with his wives homemade kitchen decorations

You: Id prefer blueberry.

Stranger: i prefer the turtle

You: tortoises are better.

Stranger: :d haha

Stranger: well

Stranger: lets play hagman

Stranger: hangman

Stranger: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ guess?

You: e

Stranger: nope

You: r

Stranger: nope

Stranger: 5 more to go

You: i

Stranger: nope

You: o

Stranger: yup

Stranger: _ _ _ _ o _ _

You: t

Stranger: nope

Stranger: 3 to go

You: a

Stranger: nope 2 to go

You: s

Stranger: nope

Stranger: last on

You: n

Stranger: nope the word was F**K OFF!!!!! MUHUHUHUAHHAHAHAHAH CACTUS CACTUS!!!!

You: cactus?

You: the word was cactus?

You: odd.

Stranger: no

You: I said a.

You: and t.

Stranger: the word was f**k off!!!! ye b*****d 😀 hahaha

You: thats too long.

Stranger: yea

Stranger: 😀

You: are you sure you know how to play?

Stranger: no i just wanted to say the fuck word

Stranger: 😀

Stranger: im insane dont ou get it

Stranger: ?

You: Not really.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: hahah you basterd

You: Insane people usually don’t try so hard.

Stranger: hahhahahahaha you basterd

You: not insane

You: a little stupid maybe

Stranger: oh yeah definetely but thats all it takes to please your mom!

You: at least my mum can spell.

You: did you even go to school?

Stranger: yeah she can also pronounce my name right

Stranger: no im a redneck

You: Is your neck really red?

You: Never understood that.

Stranger: no its pinkish like your moms *****

You: Hmm , why aren’t you called a pinkneck then?

Stranger: i dont know i don care

You: No , you don’t seem to know a lot do you?

Stranger: ohh actually ill sto being a jack ass

Stranger: ou have no idea who i am so 😀 its all fine

You: Can you stop?

Stranger: but im clinically insne i should be locked up

Stranger: beside acting like an immature teenager

You: Ah , i’d assumed you were an immature teenager , was I incorrect?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you have no idea who i m

Stranger: i could be a sientist for all you know

Stranger: scientist*

You: I was about to make another comment about your spelling.

You: But I see you corrected it.

Stranger: i know you seem to like correting people

Stranger: your friends like that?

You: I don’t think they let stupid people become scientists.

You: Still its possible.

Stranger: man if ll you gonna do is all me stupid weve switched roles

You: What is your field?

Stranger: my field is your mom nd sincerely man **** you you know why? no reason. You should die as well as he rest of humanity and its funny how you try be mature y staying cam wish it was the same inside you….your feelings are different

You: what role was I meant to be playing again?

Stranger: so sincerely go die lone in a deep hole

You: I forgot.

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