Where are the scissors?

July 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Omegle conversation log

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: oh darling, could you help me out of my dress?

You: I could , just let me get some scissors.

Stranger: alright, that’s fine

Stranger: be careful though, i don’t have anything on underneath

You: couldn’t find any.

Stranger: hmmmm

You: do you have any?

Stranger: i think there’s a pair in that drawer

You: what drawer?!

You: All I see are padded walls.

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