Tell me about your uncle’s giraffe

July 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: greetings

You: hello

You: you like cricket?

Stranger: i find the sport peculiar

You: peculiar how?

Stranger: like tuesday

You: you find tuesdays peculiar?

Stranger: yes

You: hmmm

You: you are strange.

Stranger: i’ve been ttold that i am technically insane

You: only technically?

Stranger: yes

You: But not literally?

You: or metaphorically?

You: or etymologically?

Stranger: well if you count the lamps im sure that they will agree on this matter

Stranger: you see i am a fancy man of cornwall

You: The lamps always agree.

You: They are the furniture equivalent of yes men.

Stranger: hehh

Stranger: your logic is flawless

Stranger: satan be praised!

You: Satan is dead.

Stranger: i grew five testicles!

You: nietzsche killed him.

Stranger: motherfucker

Stranger: newer liked him

Stranger: allways looked at me funny

You: He was funny-looking.

Stranger: and quite handsome

You: Were you and he ‘acquainted’?

Stranger: well lets just say that we had brutal anal intercorse

You: i’ll take that as a yes.

You: Also as a rule I pick up on people’s spelling to be annoying. Its intercourse.

Stranger: i know that. excuse my weakness

You: It is excused.

You: You are technically insane after all.

Stranger: oh my yes

Stranger: so tell me. how old do you sir happen to be?

You: Old enough to know better.

Stranger: oh well that is unfortunate

You: Isn’t everything?

Stranger: well i never considered that but yes

Stranger: horrid really

Stranger: so tell about your parents.

You: My Dad was my mother and my mother was an alligator.

You: Tell me about your Uncle’s giraffe.

Stranger: now how does that make you feel? orgazmic i trust

Stranger: i hardly think thats any of your business

You: TELL ME!

You: Also its orgasmic.

Stranger: thats good

Stranger: it pleases me to hear that

You: Will you tell me about the giraffe now?

Stranger: well this is beginning to bore me so i must retire

Stranger: also NO!!!

You: TELL ME

You: It is important for you to get past this issue.

Stranger: nah i think i shall disconnect instead

You: A problem shared is a problem halved.

Stranger: hmmm it is true that whoopie goldberg is hilarious

You: I shall have the last word.

You: last word

You have disconnected.